Hey, I'm coming, don't look 🥺 Or you can fuck me!

Yeah, I don't wear underwear at home. That's no reason for my stepdad to get between my legs

You kept a dick like that from me! I'm shocked, why haven't you fucked me before?

I thought you were experienced, so I gave it to you And this is your first time, son

What are you saying, you've never sucked a dick? Here's your father's dick, learn

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

We switched bodies, so what? No one can cancel sex, bro, fuck it!

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

You can't take a hint, can you? I'll tell you straight, take out your dick and fuck it

Naked girl on my couch, and she should be on my dick, I'm gonna put it in her

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

She didn't suck me off, and now she wants a face flop. I fuck better than a guy, right?

I'll fuck a stranger, swallow his cum and get likes (and a ban) on TikTok

Courier, you fucked up, so fuck me (we'll order pizza later)

Pick a secretary like me, you'll get a blowjob and a fuck in the morning

What would happen if I hit on a friend's mom? Oh, I'm fucking her already 🫣

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

She fucked her boss before she was fired so she'd know who she'd lost

Fuck me on the desk, because it's money when the boss's dick is in me

Fuck me, but don't dump it in me. You're an ex, it's friends sex now

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband